Cynthia Heimel,: If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?!

If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?!


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Heimel has been described by the Chicago Tribune as perhaps our funniest war correspondent on the war between the sexes. Her new book shows Heimel at her wicked best. Like a hip Erma Bombeck or a Dorothy Parker for today, she is an antidote to an absurd world for smart, sane women.

At first it seemed impossible - a radio signal that came not from Earth but from far beyond the nearest stars. But then the signal was translated, and what had been impossible became terrifying. For the signal contains the information to build a Machine that can travel to the stars. A Machine that can take a human to meet those that sent the message. They are eager to meet us: they have been watching and waiting for a long time. And now they will judge. In the pages of this meticulously researched, If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?! free download pdf entertaining and indispensable book you will learn how to reclaim your spotlight - and the new Fashion Maxims for the glamorous grown-up will show how any body shape can look good. You will be exhorted to 'Hold the botox!' because a series of miraculous make-up tricks will make you look younger in minutes - without the need for anaesthetic. And when you are feeling bright-eyed and bushy tailed, ready to get back 'out there' after being dumped, divorced or worse, this book will help you be a modern Mrs Robinson - but without the messy moral ending.


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Author: Cynthia Heimel,
Number of Pages: 240 pages
Published Date: 01 Nov 2002
Publisher: Grove Press / Atlantic Monthly Press
Publication Country: New York, United States
Language: English
ISBN: 9780802139504
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